The alerts were written for whoever was debugging them, not for whoever reads
them on a phone on a Sunday. They led with the mechanism and left the reader to
work out whether anything was actually broken.
Each one now opens by saying what is and is not affected — the checklists and
the website are almost always fine, and an off-site copy problem is not an
emergency — then what happened, then what to do. The scary-sounding ones say
plainly that previous backups are untouched, because that is the first thing
worth knowing and it was never stated.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 <noreply@anthropic.com>
